Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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