i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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