I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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