Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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