I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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