I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
i need some magic done to my vagina
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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