Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She even gives head with a lisp.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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