I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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