Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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