After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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