I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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