Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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