he thought i was a dude.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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