She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Drunk is a universal language darling
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