So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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