guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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