Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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