My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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