Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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