Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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