just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
