My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
