do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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