Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
nut hugger
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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