Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
There are leaves in my underwear?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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