The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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