Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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