normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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