wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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