I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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