OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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