yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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