You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I love you.
Bad choice
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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