I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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