I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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