I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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