My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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