Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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