so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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