Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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