You surviving the open bar?
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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