Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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