Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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