Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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