Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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