yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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