p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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