so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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