Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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