i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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