i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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