He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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