If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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